Lady At Nail Salon Giving Me A Pedicure: Wow, you have such soft skin! How old are you?
Me: I'm 22 *laughs*
Lady: No way! Are you sure?
Me: Well...last time I checked I was.
Lady: *laughs* You look like you're 17! That's good though. You'll be happy when you're my age and still look flawless. *winks*