"The Art of Getting By"

2damnfeisty:

materiajunkie:

"Curing AIDS? Shit, that’s like Cadillac making a car that lasts for 50 years. And you know they can do it, but they ain’t going to do nothing that fucking dumb. Shit, they got metal on the Space Shuttle that can go around the Moon and withstand  temperatures of up to 20,000 degrees, you mean to tell me you don’t think they can make an El Dorado with a fuckin’ bumper that don’t fall off?"

- Chris Rock (“Bigger and Blacker”, 1999)

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#staywoke

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onemaytolerateaworldfullofdemons:

The only sort of pictures you should be reblogging of Jennifer Lawrence

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thorki:

acexlove:

one of the greatest pixar moments; a family thats ok with you coming 2nd 

they were hiding their identities as superheros not making a statement

(Source: attackoncat, via originot)

Lady At Nail Salon Giving Me A Pedicure: Wow, you have such soft skin! How old are you?

Me: I'm 22 *laughs*

Lady: No way! Are you sure?

Me: Well...last time I checked I was.

Lady: *laughs* You look like you're 17! That's good though. You'll be happy when you're my age and still look flawless. *winks*

jackiebeulahburkhart:

sherlocksmyth:

"why didn’t you do your homework over the holidays?"

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This is the best thing I’ve ever seen

(Source: marvelcolm, via lulz-time)

livelaughlovelocs:

christel-thoughts:

fripperiesandfobs:

Emmys 2014 best dressed: Teyonah Parris in Christian Siriano

woman, you better princess!

Yes

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